Seve, on 20:15 Jul 29, 2015 (GMT), ordered $868122.90 worth of merchandise from Zioth Incorporated Limited Industries and Affiliates®™, to be henceforward shipped to: Zor.
Complaints regarding this customer may be sent to: hey.


parul, on 20:13 Mar 26, 2014 (GMT), ordered $4.8 worth of merchandise from Zioth Incorporated Limited Industries and Affiliates®™, to be henceforward shipped to: eli fenton.
In gratitude for our services, this customer said: well, hello Mr. Eli
Complaints regarding this customer may be sent to: hmmmm.


Someone, on 3:45 Aug 20, 2013 (GMT), ordered $69511.58 worth of merchandise from Zioth Incorporated Limited Industries and Affiliates®™,


Yakk Smash, on 12:33 Oct 17, 2012 (GMT), ordered $881.46 worth of merchandise from Zioth Incorporated Limited Industries and Affiliates®™, to be henceforward shipped to: 4321 N. South Street, Springfield, East Kansas 56789.
In gratitude for our services, this customer said: While I was impressed with the structural rigidity of your Tube Thing™, I found that when employed as a home for my Pet Sand™, it entirely ceased to remain hollow! You may wish to have your R&D department look into that flaw, or you may find a plethora of warranty claims littering your inbox. They function beautifully as a delivery vehicle for your Cheese Sandwiches™, however; a Cheese Sandwich™ makes a most satisfactory thunking splat when ejected from the Tube Thing™ by means of pneumatic propulsion into friends' orifices. They're More Than Bread™! I'm interested to see what manner of performance improvements I could realize with the addition of a series linear induction coils.
Complaints regarding this customer may be sent to: tom.peeped@your.sister.edu.


Leah, on 9:36 Oct 19, 2011 (GMT), ordered $69511.58 worth of merchandise from Zioth Incorporated Limited Industries and Affiliates®™, In gratitude for our services, this customer said: Hi Eli!!!!! This web site is funny.
Complaints regarding this customer may be sent to: leahfenton@gmail.com.


Violet, on 3:21 Jun 18, 2010 (GMT), ordered $86434361.97 worth of merchandise from Zioth Incorporated Limited Industries and Affiliates®™, to be henceforward shipped to: 1313 Raspberry street.
In gratitude for our services, this customer said: I love your products! Tube Thing is my favorite! XD nice site
Complaints regarding this customer may be sent to: When life screws you over, it doesnt use lube.


Your real name , on 18:41 Sep 12, 2008 (GMT), ordered $69980.61 worth of merchandise from Zioth Incorporated Limited Industries and Affiliates®™, to be henceforward shipped to: 19 burlington ave. lexington Mass.
In gratitude for our services, this customer said: I konw who you are, and im coming to get you.
Complaints regarding this customer may be sent to: urgay@hotmail.com.


Cowczar, on 0:28 Jan 30, 2008 (GMT), ordered $56989878.04 worth of merchandise from Zioth Incorporated Limited Industries and Affiliates®™, to be henceforward shipped to: The White House, Washington DC.
In gratitude for our services, this customer said: Well, I have to say I am the proud orderer of 47 000 cheese sandwiches!
Complaints regarding this customer may be sent to: notgeorgeie@whitehouse.com.


soygieseele, on 14:36 Jan 28, 2008 (GMT), ordered $0 worth of merchandise from Zioth Incorporated Limited Industries and Affiliates®™, In gratitude for our services, this customer said: Hello! Nice site ;) Bye
Complaints regarding this customer may be sent to: inefarege@bk.ru.


judan, on 20:17 Dec 28, 2007 (GMT), ordered $1808532111.18 worth of merchandise from Zioth Incorporated Limited Industries and Affiliates®™, In gratitude for our services, this customer said: The 2456 individual grains of pet sand finally got me to throw away my pet rock collection and I couldn't be happier. Except if I were to... say... wash down my triumph with 2 sandwiches and 500,000 packets of sucre'
Complaints regarding this customer may be sent to: mmm....sucre\'.


est-yefento, on 17:26 Sep 3, 2007 (GMT), ordered $1564897.33 worth of merchandise from Zioth Incorporated Limited Industries and Affiliates®™, to be henceforward shipped to: 11 unicorn terrace.
In gratitude for our services, this customer said: i am in love with the mysterious owner of this enlightening domain.
Complaints regarding this customer may be sent to: bush@whitehouse.gov.


Warren "White, on 18:13 Jun 1, 2007 (GMT), ordered $266296.53 worth of merchandise from Zioth Incorporated Limited Industries and Affiliates®™, In gratitude for our services, this customer said: I drive a Bike on a daily basis. Bike, bike, bike. Look what I have for lunch today.


Someone, on 21:12 Mar 8, 2007 (GMT), ordered $0 worth of merchandise from Zioth Incorporated Limited Industries and Affiliates®™,


estye, on 4:10 Jan 16, 2007 (GMT), ordered $1163.04 worth of merchandise from Zioth Incorporated Limited Industries and Affiliates®™, to be henceforward shipped to: 610 longfellow way.
In gratitude for our services, this customer said: ilya just said "freeze ass"
Complaints regarding this customer may be sent to: estye@gmail.com.


Jim Dobson, on 5:49 Jan 15, 2007 (GMT), ordered $0 worth of merchandise from Zioth Incorporated Limited Industries and Affiliates®™, to be henceforward shipped to: 198 Tremont Street, Number 506.
In gratitude for our services, this customer said: I liked your site
Complaints regarding this customer may be sent to: xo-Dobson1258@your-pop3.com.


Bill, on 2:56 Dec 15, 2006 (GMT), ordered $266866.89 worth of merchandise from Zioth Incorporated Limited Industries and Affiliates®™, to be henceforward shipped to: 1 Microsoft Way, Redmond, WA.
In gratitude for our services, this customer said: I wish my products were as real, marketable, and error proof as these. The robotic webmaster should make the next version of IIS a real seller. Thank you so much ZILIA! Bill G.
Complaints regarding this customer may be sent to: Bill@Microsoft.com.


Jim Dobson, on 11:16 Nov 28, 2006 (GMT), ordered $0 worth of merchandise from Zioth Incorporated Limited Industries and Affiliates®™, to be henceforward shipped to: 198 Tremont Street, 506.
In gratitude for our services, this customer said: none
Complaints regarding this customer may be sent to: ri-Dobson7174@pop-hosting.com.


Someone, on 16:17 Nov 15, 2006 (GMT), ordered $0 worth of merchandise from Zioth Incorporated Limited Industries and Affiliates®™,


Jim Dobson, on 6:27 Oct 11, 2006 (GMT), ordered $0 worth of merchandise from Zioth Incorporated Limited Industries and Affiliates®™, to be henceforward shipped to: 198 Tremont Street, 506.
Complaints regarding this customer may be sent to: bdb_Dobson2414@spatzer.com.


Billy Jimmy, on 16:16 Sep 22, 2006 (GMT), ordered $14285802.61 worth of merchandise from Zioth Incorporated Limited Industries and Affiliates®™, to be henceforward shipped to: Microsoft Corp.
In gratitude for our services, this customer said: I have no money!
Complaints regarding this customer may be sent to: I have no quote.


A joke, on 0:01 Feb 24, 2006 (GMT), ordered $335808.11 worth of merchandise from Zioth Incorporated Limited Industries and Affiliates®™, which someday might be shipped to a place that A joke calls 90 GGRPOS st. MA.
The customer claimed, we assume falsely, to have an email address similar to "Stupid quotes are Stupid BRING ME ROBOT".
In gratitude for our services, this customer said "These Products are a sick joke!"


kobrawap, on 20:37 Feb 21, 2005 (GMT), ordered $4941.33 worth of merchandise from Zioth Incorporated Limited Industries and Affiliates®™, which someday might be shipped to a place that kobrawap calls huh.
The customer claimed, we assume falsely, to have an email address similar to meh.
In gratitude for our services, this customer said "I get hungry! I need more food!"


HandWeb, on 5:15 Dec 24, 2004 (GMT), ordered $100.57 worth of merchandise from Zioth Incorporated Limited Industries and Affiliates®™, which someday might be shipped to a place that HandWeb calls Bk, Ca, Am.
The customer claimed, we assume falsely, to have an email address similar to skranzdan@skranzdan.skran.
In gratitude for our services, this customer said "Has the sand been checked for crustacean remnants?"


ARGH!!, on 7:28 Dec 13, 2004 (GMT), ordered guestbook1.cgi worth of merchandise from Zioth Incorporated Limited Industries and Affiliates®™, which someday might be shipped to a place that ARGH!! calls I can't find my socks!.
The customer claimed, we assume falsely, to have an email address similar to Eatbrains@brain-eaters-consortium.egg.
In gratitude for our services, this customer said "I are spends teh monnays! Z0mGz!!!!11one!eleventy-one! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLO D00d"


cooks, on 5:54 Nov 22, 2004 (GMT), ordered $4375841772.09 worth of merchandise from Zioth Incorporated Limited Industries and Affiliates®™, which someday might be shipped to a place that cooks calls your mother's apartment.
The customer claimed, we assume falsely, to have an email address similar to quotie mcquote-quote.
In gratitude for our services, this customer said "notie mc note-note"


WebWerk, on 21:32 Sep 29, 2004 (GMT), ordered $4.8 worth of merchandise from Zioth Incorporated Limited Industries and Affiliates®™, which someday might be shipped to a place that WebWerk calls Bk, Ca, Am.
The customer claimed, we assume falsely, to have an email address similar to skranzdan@skranzdan.skran.
In gratitude for our services, this customer said "You would cry too if it happened to you."


Facsimile? I do not know this word, on 5:43 Jan 22, 2004 (GMT), ordered $624026041642262.5 worth of merchandise from Zioth Incorporated Limited Industries and Affiliates®™, which someday might be shipped to a place that Facsimile? I do not know this word calls Behind You. Seriously, Right Over There.
The customer claimed, we assume falsely, to have an email address similar to drunkenlymarried@lasvegaschapel.com.
In gratitude for our services, this customer said "The Robotic Webmaster(TM) that I recently ordered was the best $46,999.04 that I've ever spent in a single purchase! Plus, the sleek, sexy new lightweight model, at a mere 12 tons, is perfect for my shipboard office's 15-ton weight limit! Thank you guys, and keep up the subpar-to-mediocre work (or lack thereof)!"


Infectious Human Waste, on 20:0 Jan 23, 2003 (GMT), ordered $582.2 worth of merchandise from Zioth Incorporated Limited Industries and Affiliates®™, which someday might be shipped to a place that Infectious Human Waste calls Your mom.
The customer claimed, we assume falsely, to have an email address similar to "That's what I love about these high school girls, man... I get older, they stay the same age.".
In gratitude for our services, this customer said ""When I'm dead, and my activities on Earth have passed, I hope they bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass." --Bobby Knight "


reasonable facsimile thereof, on 7:33 Jan 22, 2003 (GMT), ordered $2662020.71 worth of merchandise from Zioth Incorporated Limited Industries and Affiliates®™, which someday might be shipped to a place that reasonable facsimile thereof calls someoneelses shipping address.
The customer claimed, we assume falsely, to have an email address similar to at least a stupid quoute.
In gratitude for our services, this customer said "I so enjoy my Robotic Webmaster and other stuff that I bought last time that I felt the need to come back for another purchase. I have placed my order for ten 36 ton, blue Robotic Webmasters, a Gross of one strike matches, seven Tube Things and one Cheese Sandwhich. If possible, please expedite this order. My fridge is bare and I would like to have the Cheese Sandwhich for last nights dinner. Thanks Nuciferous http://www.vlca.net"


Coyote, on 22:49 Nov 23, 2002 (GMT), ordered $2284943.33 worth of merchandise from Zioth Incorporated Limited Industries and Affiliates®™, which someday might be shipped to a place that Coyote calls 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
The customer claimed, we assume falsely, to have an email address similar to a stupid quote.
In gratitude for our services, this customer said "I just received my Robotic Webmaster, and let me tell you, I'm thrilled to no end!"


Eli, on 1:32 Nov 15, 2002 (GMT), ordered $11881184145000000000 worth of merchandise from Zioth Incorporated Limited Industries and Affiliates®™, which someday might be shipped to a place that Eli calls Eli shipping address.
The customer claimed, we assume falsely, to have an email address similar to Hi Eli.
In gratitude for our services, this customer said "I just received my Robotic Webmaster, and let me tell you, I'm thrilled to no end!"


The First Affiliate, on 11:44 Oct 22, 2002 (GMT), ordered $1.55 worth of merchandise from Zioth Incorporated Limited Industries and Affiliates®™, which someday might be shipped to a place that The First Affiliate calls elsewhere.
The customer claimed, we assume falsely, to have an email address similar to here.
In gratitude for our services, this customer said "We at Zioth Incorporated Limited Industries and Affiliates appologize for the sudden loss of all orders to date. We will continue to offer the fine support we have always offered, and future orders can be expected to arrive during the lifetime of the universe."