Welcome to The Affiliates™

The following industries and organizations have had the misfortune of associating themselves with Zioth Incorporated Limited Industries and Affiliates™ ®. They are known as The Affiliates™, because they are not Zioth Incorporated Limited Industries™, but are still part of Zioth Incorporated Limited Industries and Affiliates™ ®. If you have any need of clarification on this matter, feel free to contact Zioth Support Services™.

The Most Random Page on the Internet™

Moose-Related Substances™

JavaScript, and Other Such Nonsense™ (JOSN)

Roleplaying Resources™ (i.e. Nerd Food)

We suggest you do not follow any of the Links to Non-Affiliates™, seeing as they're not affiliated with Zioth Incorporated Limited Industries and Affiliates™ ®, so we have included a page of such links in protest of their existence.