Order Form™ for Zioth Incorporated Limited Industries and Affiliates™

Qty Product Price Total
Robotic Webmaster™  (12 ton, blue) $46,999.04
Robotic Webmaster™  (36 ton, blue) $179,977.17
Tube Thing™ (dozen asst) $8.01
Pet Sand™ $59.99
One-Strike Matches™ (quarter-dozen) $1.05
One-Strike Matches™ (half-dozen) $1.99
Cheese Sandwich™ $3.25
All-Natural Artificial Artificial Sugar™ $0.29
OH, AZ, AL, Earth residents add 47.9% sales tax x0.479
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