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Order Form™ for Zioth Incorporated Limited Industries and Affiliates™

<html> <script>

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  function calcTotal(elt) {
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      elt.closest('tr').find('.item-total').text(toM(val * parseFloat(elt.attr('data-cost'))));
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  .orderform {text-align: center}
  .orderform table {border: 0}
  .orderform input {background: #fff}
  .orderform table {margin: 0 auto}
  h2 {text-align: center}

</style> <FORM class=“orderform” METHOD=“POST” ACTION=“http://zioth.com/cgi-bin/guestbook1.cgi” NAME=“OrderForm”>

  <input type="hidden" name="GrandTotal"/>
  <TABLE>
      <TR>
          <TD>Qty</TD>
          <TD>Product</TD>
          <TD>Price</TD>
          <TD>Total</TD>
      </TR>
      <TR>
          <TD><INPUT data-cost="46999.04" TYPE="text" NAME="Qty1" SIZE="4" placeholder="0" ONCHANGE="calcTotal(this)"></TD>
          <TD><B>Robotic Webmaster™</B>&nbsp; (12 ton, blue)</TD>
          <TD ALIGN="right">$46,999.04</TD>
          <TD><div class="item-total">$0</div></TD>
      </TR>
      <TR>
          <TD><INPUT data-cost="179997.17" TYPE="text" NAME="Qty2" SIZE="4" placeholder="0" ONCHANGE="calcTotal(this)"></TD>
          <TD><B>Robotic Webmaster™</B>&nbsp; (36 ton, blue)</TD>
          <TD ALIGN="right">$179,977.17</TD>
          <TD><div class="item-total">$0</div></TD>
      </TR>
      <TR>
          <TD><INPUT data-cost="8.01" TYPE="text" NAME="Qty3" SIZE="4" placeholder="0" ONCHANGE="calcTotal(this)"></TD>
          <TD><B>Tube Thing™</B> (dozen asst)</TD>
          <TD ALIGN="right">$8.01</TD>
          <TD><div class="item-total">$0</div></TD>
      </TR>
      <TR>
          <TD><INPUT data-cost="59.99" TYPE="text" NAME="Qty4" SIZE="4" placeholder="0" ONCHANGE="calcTotal(this)"></TD>
          <TD><B>Pet Sand™</B></TD>
          <TD ALIGN="right">$59.99</TD>
          <TD><div class="item-total">$0</div></TD>
      </TR>
      <TR>
          <TD><INPUT data-cost="1.05" TYPE="text" NAME="Qty5" SIZE="4" placeholder="0" ONCHANGE="calcTotal(this)"></TD>
          <TD><B>One-Strike Matches™</B> (quarter-dozen)</TD>
          <TD ALIGN="right">$1.05</TD>
          <TD><div class="item-total">$0</div></TD>
      </TR>
      <TR>
          <TD><INPUT data-cost="1.99" TYPE="text" NAME="Qty6" SIZE="4" placeholder="0" ONCHANGE="calcTotal(this)"></TD>
          <TD><B>One-Strike Matches™</B> (half-dozen)</TD>
          <TD ALIGN="right">$1.99</TD>
          <TD><div class="item-total">$0</div></TD>
      </TR>
      <TR>
          <TD><INPUT data-cost="3.25" TYPE="text" NAME="Qty7" SIZE="4" placeholder="0" ONCHANGE="calcTotal(this)"></TD>
          <TD><B>Cheese Sandwich™</B></TD>
          <TD ALIGN="right">$3.25</TD>
          <TD><div class="item-total">$0</div></TD>
      </TR>
      <TR>
          <TD><INPUT data-cost=".29" TYPE="text" NAME="Qty8" SIZE="4" placeholder="0" ONCHANGE="calcTotal(this)"></TD>
          <TD><B>All-Natural Artificial Artificial Sugar™</B></TD>
          <TD ALIGN="right">$0.29</TD>
          <TD><div class="item-total">$0</div></TD>
      </TR>
      <TR>
          <TD COLSPAN="2" ALIGN="right">OH, AZ, AL, Earth residents add 47.9% sales tax</TD>
          <TD ALIGN="right">x0.479</TD>
          <TD><div class="taxValue">$0</div></TD>
      </TR>
      <TR>
          <TD COLSPAN="3" ALIGN="right">Total Order:</TD>
          <TD><div class="grandTotal">$0</div></TD>
      </TR>
  </TABLE>
  <TABLE style="margin-top:30px; margin-bottom: 30px;">
      <TR>
          <TD>Your Real Name (TM) (or reasonable facsimile thereof):</TD>
          <TD><INPUT TYPE="text" NAME="realname" SIZE="35"></TD>
      </TR>
      <TR>
          <TD>Your email address, or at least a stupid quote:</TD>
          <TD><INPUT TYPE="text" NAME="email" SIZE="35"></TD>
      </TR>
      <TR>
          <TD>Someone else's shipping address:</TD>
          <TD><INPUT TYPE="text" NAME="shipping" SIZE="35"></TD>
      </TR>
  </TABLE>
  <div>Additional notes (hint: this may be a poorly disguised guestbook):</div>
  <div><TEXTAREA ROWS="6" NAME="comments" COLS="73"></TEXTAREA></div>
  <div><BUTTON NAME="OrderFormAccept" style="margin:30px; padding: 12px 80px">Accept</BUTTON></div>

</FORM> </html>

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