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Robotic Webmaster™

[Picture from Wikimedia Commons] Tired of designing your own web pages? Tired of paying thousands of dollars to a Computer Nerd™ who should really be groveling at your feet in public areas for no particular reason, to design mediocre web pages that are coded in such complex plugin-autotooltip__default plugin-autotooltip_bigOrder Form™ for Zioth Incorporated Limited Industries and Affiliates™

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All contents © Copyright 2000-2001 Me and Others of My Kind™ (MaOoMK)

We hope that, in your ignorance, you take this for a Real Commercial Site™ (RCS), and send us Lots of Money™ (LoM) for products that we don't really produce, and have neither the knowledge nor the technological and metaphysical expertise required to produce them, even if we wanted to. It seems highly likely to us, given the large number of Invalid Trademark S… plugin-autotooltip__default plugin-autotooltip_bigWelcome to The Affiliates™

The following industries and organizations have had the misfortune of associating themselves with Zioth Incorporated Limited Industries and Affiliates™ ®. They are known as The Affiliates™, because they are not Zioth Incorporated Limited Industries™, but are still part of Zioth Incorporated Limited Industries and Affiliates™ ®. If you have any need of clarification on this matter, feel free to contact plugin-autotooltip__default plugin-autotooltip_bigWelcome to Zioth Support Services™

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Order Form™ for Zioth Incorporated Limited Industries and Affiliates™

Qty Product Price Total
Robotic Webmaster™  (12 ton, blue) $46,999.04
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Robotic Webmaster™  (36 ton, blue) $179,977.17
$0
Tube Thing™ (dozen asst) $8.01
$0
Pet Sand™ $59.99
$0
One-Strike Matches™ (quarter-dozen) $1.05
$0
One-Strike Matches™ (half-dozen) $1.99
$0
Cheese Sandwich™ $3.25
$0
All-Natural Artificial Artificial Sugar™ $0.29
$0
OH, AZ, AL, Earth residents add 47.9% sales tax x0.479
$0
Total Order:
$0
Your Real Name (TM) (or reasonable facsimile thereof):
Your email address, or at least a stupid quote:
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