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Welcome to Zioth Support Services™

Welcome to Zioth Support Services™. We are currently experiencing an unusually large number of calls. Your hold time will be approximately [2.05 E+302] minutes. As you become increasingly impatient with our services, we suggest you chew your toenails, pick maggots out of your left ear, and run around screaming while flailing your arms wildly. If, at the end of your line, you find a fish, you may want to consider one of the following alternatives:

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